HAVE YOU CONTRACTED TV?

[TV: Televisual Virus]

Have you contracted TV?

Are you sure?

Here are the telltale signs:

> £1,000 in cash burning a hole in your pocket (that brand new made in Korea 50-inch full-HD flat screen television is looking mighty temping) No? Well I am certain the store offers a reasonable rate of finance – CHECK!

> £30 / month for a million inane channels – CHECK!

> £145.50 / year for the licence – CHECK!

> A deep rooted desire to have your nose rubbed in the most grotesque filth your enemies can muster – CHECK!

> Hours of what could be time better well spent to spare – CHECK!

> The ability to switch off your higher brain functions at will – CHECK!

Congratulations, you have contracted TV!

Homer2

“Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.” ~ Homer Simpson (Flaxen-faced sexegenarian philosopher)

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